SONNY BONO
Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree??...
A: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the Kennedys.
What's the title of Sonny Bono's new hit single?
"I Got Yew, Babe...."
Why did Sonny die in a ski accident?
After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.
What's the difference between Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy?
About five days.
Police reported Sonny's passing was a quick death. Just like his solo
career....
What preceded Sonny Bono's senseless death?
Sonny Bono's senseless life.
How was the body found?
Sonny side up.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform at Sonny's funeral?
A moment of silence.
How do we know Sonny was a politician at heart?
At the very end, he was stumping.
We are all mortal. And in the end, Sonny was just ski and bones.
Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree??...
A: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the Kennedys.
What's the title of Sonny Bono's new hit single?
"I Got Yew, Babe...."
Why did Sonny die in a ski accident?
After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.
What's the difference between Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy?
About five days.
Police reported Sonny's passing was a quick death. Just like his solo
career....
What preceded Sonny Bono's senseless death?
Sonny Bono's senseless life.
How was the body found?
Sonny side up.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform at Sonny's funeral?
A moment of silence.
How do we know Sonny was a politician at heart?
At the very end, he was stumping.
We are all mortal. And in the end, Sonny was just ski and bones.
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