- Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
please aim properly... - Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass... - Here's one seen above a urinal:
look up
look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick!
Look down! You're pissing on your shoes... - One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest:
Fart loud if you love Jesus... - While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet... - Everybody pisses on the floor.
Be a hero and shit on the ceiling... - written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it... - Some people come here to take a shit,
I come here to leave one... - Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbors foot... - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his...
