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• Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
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• I have come here to kick ascii.
• dogs --- I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
  It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!...
• Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
  Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
• Taken from 'The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews'.
  Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?...
• Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel.
• Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
  ... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!...
• I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
• Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
  You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....