Sign Seen At A Restaurant: The Hands That Clean These Toilets Also Make Your Food.
Jokes from Emails
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
We aim to please and shoot to kill!
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
Marbella Restaurant: Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.