- Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too!
Please... - Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays... - Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber... - On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the... - 1.49 -
All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into... - A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet,
so please don't pee in our pool... - Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way... - My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn,
will she make me one too... - Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself... - In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes...
