- Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in
a limerick
Contestants' Entries:
Entry # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played... - Life Without Crutches
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
If you can be cheerful,
ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.
Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into... - This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however... - THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't... - The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest
man around that they offered a standing $1,000.00 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice... - Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a
Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler... - AND NOW THEY LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march... - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The... - The following quotes were taken from actual medical records
dictated by physicians.
They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer...
