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• URINALYSIS ------------ EXITABLE - Rips apart shorts if he can't find it right away.
  TOUGH - Bangs dick on side of urinal. CLEVER - Look, no hands!...
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• TWENTY TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM EXCITABLE
  Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts....
• An aggie went into a public restroom stall, and &l
  lowly> read a sign there that said, "Don't put anything but paper in this bowl....
• My favorite dorm practical joke involved collecting newspapers for about 3 months by everyone.
  When a guy on my floor had a three hour lab we crumpled up newspapers and completely filled his room from floor to ceiling....
• There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
  When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
• Who is France's data compression hero? Joan of ARC...
• Making The Rounds... A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning round
  and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand....
• Everybody lies about sex