- BIG BUSTED WOMEN...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety.... - Things You Would Never Hear A Good Ol' Boy Say
- There was an old married couple that had happily lived together
for nearly forty years.
- Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired
Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging
stomach.
Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's ju... - A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
The little
boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.... - A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had ord... - A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his
daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything.
Out the corner
of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it wa... - NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: WOMAN
Symbol
Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)
Physical Propertie... - REALLY STUPID PEOPLE
1) Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $
16 bills.
2) A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 4...
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