TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room In The Convent, And The Last Instruction Of The Mother Superior Is That They Must Not Get Even A Drop Of Paint On Their Habits.

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room In The Convent, And The Last Instruction Of The Mother Superior Is That They Must Not Get Even A Drop Of Paint On Their Habits.

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TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of
paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?",
calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of
the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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