One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty.

One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge
bowl empty. Seeing this he growls, "Who's been eating my porridge?"
Similarly Baby bear came down and foun his bowl empty also, at which he
squeals, "Someone's gobbled up all my porridge!"
At that moment Mummy bear came out of the kitchen and replied,
"You stupid bastards, I haven't made it yet!"

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