Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets
a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, asks: "What are you?"
the lada: "I am a car. What are you?"
The donkey: "Hahahaha... giggle... I'm a horse...."
a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, asks: "What are you?"
the lada: "I am a car. What are you?"
The donkey: "Hahahaha... giggle... I'm a horse...."
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