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• A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
  The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so, then he walked over to him and asked, "What are you doing, if I might ask?...
• An polack walked into a travel agency and demanded the special Hawaiian tour.
  The travel agent said, "I'm sorry, I handle Caribbean cruises....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe.
  He noticed through the corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A polish couple got married. On their wedding night they couldn't figure out how to have sex.
  So the woman said to her husband, "Dear, go to the doctor tomorrow and ask him how we can have sex....
• The little moron was strolling downtown one day when he spotted a man walking in the opposite direction who was being followed by twenty penguins.
  The man had a worried look on his face, which is perfectly normal because everyone knows how dangerous a bunch of penguins can be if cornered....