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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
• Learn a new Mating Position - Play Chess!
• Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
  It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They play the blues for about three weeks, then play a week of rag-time....
• Keeping Busy... A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
  A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter....
• TIME TO PLAY!
• Play a sitar in the background.
• Life is short. Play hard.
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.