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• Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
• Protect your bagels -- put lox on them!
• I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
• Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
  It's amazing how well a nation can hold up when begun by Founding Sexists....
• Did you know that if every single man, woman and child in China - all one billion of them - were to hold hands together around the equator more than half of them would drown?
• Hold the Mayo.
• Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4 to hold the chair up, and 15 to drink moonshine until the room starts turning around....
• There are some things I like about you, but I can't put my fingers on them...