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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
• A mexican bandito asked his friend if he knows Pancho Villa.
  "Do I know Pancho Villa? Do _I_ know Pancho Villa?...
• This is one that a friend of a friend of mine did to his mom.
  This kid was going somewhere with his mom in the car....
• Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers: ** Turn on the TV.
  Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud....
• How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student....