Ask If They're Familiar With The Term "spanking A Pizza.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.