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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred.
• MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
  A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
• MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
  A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
• Rent a pizza.
• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.