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• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• An elderly gentlemen went to the doctoor for a physical.
  After examining the man, the doctor said "I think you are alright, but just the same before you leave I would like a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample....
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
• Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...
• There is no time like Pizza Time
• How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other people crazy.
  .. ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....