Related:

• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
• Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
• Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
• Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
• Entropy requires no maintenance!