Ask If The Pizza Is Organically Grown.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.