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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again.
  On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?...
• Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'.
• Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't.
• If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK.
  That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window....
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS... If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
  When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online....
• Subject: Ag Science students. There were these 3 Ag Science students driving along this old farm road on day when they saw this farm, pulled in and knocked on the farmers door.
  The farmer answered the door and the 3 students introduced themselves and said, "We were just passing by and saw your field of buttercups and was wondering if we could go and get us a bucket full of butter"?...
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....