If Using A Touch-tone Press 9-1-1 Every 5 Seconds Throughout The Order.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that....
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now....
Thank you for calling XXX-XXXX. If you wish to speak to Tim push 1 on your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn push 2 on your touch tone phone now....
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