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• Ma is a nun, as I am.
• Bad habits? I have nun.
• Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior, met for lunch.
  Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating you?...
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?
  ): A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing...
• For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
• Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.