What's Red And White And Scratches On The Window? Baby In The Microwave.

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What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave.

Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back
seat of a car? The girl says "Will you respect me in the morning? Do you
Love me?" He answered " I'd like to tell you that you are the most
wonderful girl in the whole world, that I will respect you forever and
that I love you more than 10,000 sockeye salmon. I'd like to tell you
that... but..."