What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back
seat of a car? The girl says "Will you respect me in the morning? Do you
Love me?" He answered " I'd like to tell you that you are the most
wonderful girl in the whole world, that I will respect you forever and
that I love you more than 10,000 sockeye salmon. I'd like to tell you