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• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• What do lesbians like more than Levi Jeans? Billy Jeans.
• What is the difference between a lawyer and a pothole?
  People don't run over the same pothole more than once...
• I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.
• The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.
• why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? They sell more tickets...hehehe