This line will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
- Your computer will self-destruct in 5 second
- Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
- This Tag Line Will Self Destruct in 30 Sec.. 29.
- This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
- This message will self-destruct...
- Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
- Annoying flute music in background)
Good day, Jim.
Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
- Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
- If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.