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• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
• This message will self-destruct...
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• Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
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