Related:

• Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
  They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
• I saw 2 peanuts on the street. One was a salted!
• Two women were walking down the street. One nudges the other and says, "There's my husband coming out of the florist's with a dozen roses.
  Damn!! That means I'll have to keep my legs up in the air for three days!...
• molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
  One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!...
• These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across this frog.
  The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man....
• Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
  The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get shit-faced?...
• Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman walking towards them.
  The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I love to screw her....
• A man was walking down the street dragging his left foot behind him.
  Coming in the opposite direction he saw a man walking toward him who also was dragging one of his feet behind him as he walked....