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Funny Jokes
- The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful
that people think you married her only for her beauty.
And The
Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy...
- People felt sorry for the poor little Russian boy with his arms
full of newspapers.
But Ivan held his head high with pride, for
after all...
- Jesus saves - Gretzky scores on the rebound
"
" - but Moses invests!
" " ...
- What do Marilyn Quayle and Marion Berry (mayor of Washington,
DC) have in common...
- A: They both like to blow a
little dope...
- There's one behind every
Zipper...
- There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had
no friends.
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn...
- On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant,
who
was leaning against a rock and crying. "What's...
- quot;Simple," said the magician,
"just follow the yellow-prick toad!"...
- As Ensigns in the Navy, Bill and Bob were assigned to the detail
that goes to the parents' house to break the sad news,
in this case
that a son had been killed at sea in a...
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