"Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!"
- On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who
was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...
- There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him brown, except for his private parts....
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
- quot;Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator.
"your fears are purely imaginary.&quo...
- "ArcSinh!" she gasped.
- "Seventeen," replied Polly.
- "Never!!" gasped Polly.
- quot;Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know
and I'll take you to the limit.
- Jesus saves - Gretzky scores on the rebound
" - but Moses invests! " &quo...