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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
  "What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...
• "Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!&quo
• Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers.
  The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship.
  He's been doing his routines every night for a year or two now....