There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had
no friends. Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him
brown, except for his private parts. When queried, the magician said,
For that you must see the Wizard; I never have much luck with those."
no friends. Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him
brown, except for his private parts. When queried, the magician said,
For that you must see the Wizard; I never have much luck with those."
Related:
- The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who
was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo... - "Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!&quo
- Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a
magician was giving a show to some passengers.
The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder.... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip.... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy.... - So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship.
He's been doing his routines every night for a year or two now....
