On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who
was leaning against a rock and crying. "What's the matter?" asked the
toad. "I'm pink! That's what's the matter." said the elephant. "No
problem," said the toad, "just go see the magician." So the elephant
did, and the magician turned him grey - except, again, for his private
parts. "For that you must see the Wizard," said the magician. "How do
I find the Wizard?" asked the elephant.
was leaning against a rock and crying. "What's the matter?" asked the
toad. "I'm pink! That's what's the matter." said the elephant. "No
problem," said the toad, "just go see the magician." So the elephant
did, and the magician turned him grey - except, again, for his private
parts. "For that you must see the Wizard," said the magician. "How do
I find the Wizard?" asked the elephant.
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no friends.
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him brown, except for his private parts.... - "Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!&quo
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him.... - quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
I can see your angles have lots of Secs.&quo... - Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and
asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he
asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo... - Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first
guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano.... - quot;Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know
and I'll take you to the limit.
&quo...
