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Ethnic Jokes
- Why is Poland just like the United States?
In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either,
while in the U.S. you can get whatever you
want for...
- From the World's Best Aussie Jokes]
Max Brown,
a young father-to-be, was waiting anxiously
outside...
- from "Last Train to Whiskeyville"...
This is Tom Whiskey,
frontier doctor, here to tell you a story
about Harry...
- A Norwegian pilot was being interviewed on radio after World War II.
The interviewer asks, "Describe the most difficult...
- The unwed <ethnic> girl told her mother she was pregnant.
Her mother asked, "Are you sure it's yours...
- 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's,
the Scotsman
said to his wife, "Now be sure to...
- How can you tell that there are flamingoes living in your neighborhood?
Because they have plastic <ethnic>'s on their front...
- In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was comming up,
but at the last moment, the groom
called off the wedding...
- What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.
How do you brain wash an italian?
Give him an enema...
- What would you get if Sammy Davis Jr Mated with Bo Derek.
a 10 of spades.
What do you call 4 ethnics ibn a...
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