God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the
Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said. He answered "Thou
shalt not murder". They answered "Sorry, we are not interested". Next
he offered it to the Romanians. "What commandments do you offer" they said.
He answered "Thou shalt not steal". They answered "Sorry, we are not
interested". Next he offered them to the French. "What commandments do
you offer" they asked. "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife". "Sorry
we are not interested" they answered. Finally he approached the Jews.
"how much?" they asked. "It's free" he answered. "We'll take ten of them!"
Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said. He answered "Thou
shalt not murder". They answered "Sorry, we are not interested". Next
he offered it to the Romanians. "What commandments do you offer" they said.
He answered "Thou shalt not steal". They answered "Sorry, we are not
interested". Next he offered them to the French. "What commandments do
you offer" they asked. "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife". "Sorry
we are not interested" they answered. Finally he approached the Jews.
"how much?" they asked. "It's free" he answered. "We'll take ten of them!"
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