Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out
who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad. They take
a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and let him run away into
the Old City. They wait five minutes and the Russian goes into the Old City.
Five minutes go by and he walks out of Damascus Gate holding the rabbit by
his ears. Once again, they let the rabbit run into the Old City, wait five
minutes, and send the American in. Five minutes go by and he comes out with
the rabbit. Then, one last time, they let the rabbit run into the Old City,
wait five minutes, and send the Israeli in. Five minutes go by. Ten minutes
go by. Fifteen minutes go by, and everybody starts to get worried.
They call a search force and enter the Old City, combing the lanes. Suddenly,
in a back alley they spot the Israeli kicking a lame donkey and screaming:
"Confess That you're a rabbit."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
