Hello, This Is Marlin's Answering Machine Reminding You That Yesterday Was The Last Day Of The Previous Period Of Your Life.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life. After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks.
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989....
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....
From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and numbe
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI....
My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background, or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello.
You have reached xxx-xxxx,otherwise known as the epicenter of the universe....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....