Ominous Electronic Background Music:) In Honor Of Halloween, I'm About To Perform An Unspeakable Pagan Ritual.

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(Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by? SINT MIHI DEI ACHERONTIS PROPITII...