Bridge, Kirk Here.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Bridge, Kirk here.
Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?" "Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?
"Heaven, God speaking." "Bridge, Kirk here." "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em...
There it is! The Bridge of Death!
Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
The "Bridge Scene", from STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
.. OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see....
Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a few spots o' rain, now?...
In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...