Starship Enterprise, Uhura Here, Can You Hold Please?
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?
I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine.
I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data....
One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....
Starship captains do it with enterprise.
Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
Open a hailing frequency...
STAR TREK: IN SEARCH OF POWER "Sulu, set path to the root directory and install the ram disk for 320k.
We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, I want full power to the megabit ram chips and to the hard drives....
What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
Seen on an Armour food can: -------------------------- PORK BRAINS in Milk Gravy Ingredia
Pork Brains, Milk, Water, Salt, Corn Starch, Sodium Nitrite....
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....