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• I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine.
  I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data....
• One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
  Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....
• Starship captains do it with enterprise.
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• Open a hailing frequency...
• STAR TREK: IN SEARCH OF POWER "Sulu, set path to the root directory and install the ram disk for 320k.
  We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, I want full power to the megabit ram chips and to the hard drives....
• What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
  ??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
• Seen on an Armour food can: -------------------------- PORK BRAINS in Milk Gravy Ingredia
  Pork Brains, Milk, Water, Salt, Corn Starch, Sodium Nitrite....
• Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....