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It's A Hundred And Six Miles To Chicago, We've Got A Full Tank Of Gas, Half A Pack Of Cigarettes, It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses.
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"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of
gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
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It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Hit it....
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