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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.
• The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists 15> Christmas carol
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• I'm going to disconnect your brain.
• If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...