One day a Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi
were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each
Sabbath.
The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down the center of
the room and then throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands
on the left is God's, whatever lands on the right is mine."
The Preacher said, "Well I do almost the same thing only I draw a
circle in the middle of the room. Whatever lands in the circle is
mine and the rest belongs to God."
The Rabbi says, "No, you both are doing it wrong. I take the
money and throw it up in the air. Then I yell, God, Take what you
want!. Whatever comes back down is mine......"
were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each
Sabbath.
The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down the center of
the room and then throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands
on the left is God's, whatever lands on the right is mine."
The Preacher said, "Well I do almost the same thing only I draw a
circle in the middle of the room. Whatever lands in the circle is
mine and the rest belongs to God."
The Rabbi says, "No, you both are doing it wrong. I take the
money and throw it up in the air. Then I yell, God, Take what you
want!. Whatever comes back down is mine......"
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