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• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?
  Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator....
• Guy walks into a bar and sets an alligator on the bar.
  He bets the bar- tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his dick in and count to ten very slowly....
• A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From
  ob@perle.UUCP (Rob McDougall) Subject: alligators Keyword...
• A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash.
  He walks over to the bar, and orders a beer....