This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator. He sets the
the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve
cajuns in this bar?"
The bartender replies, "Yes sir. We have to by federal law."
The guy goes, "Good! Bring me a scotch and water and a cajun
for my alligator...."
the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve
cajuns in this bar?"
The bartender replies, "Yes sir. We have to by federal law."
The guy goes, "Good! Bring me a scotch and water and a cajun
for my alligator...."
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