Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one
of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid...
you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng
over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom
and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right
away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See,
I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you
want to see stupid, I will show you stupid."
and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at
home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran
home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that
I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to
Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me
to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today
is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss
lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone
what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"