Singapore And Government

Two British men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they each took
gentlemanly turns with the lady.
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - the two fought and
one killed the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they both had the
lady together.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they killed the lady
to have each other.
Two Australian men and a lady stranded on a desert island both dug until they
found COLD beer, drunk and passed out before they get to the lady.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island the two are still
waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT.