Just Wondering

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got
spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a
tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and
ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just
glares at him for about ten miles. Finally the punk gets self conscious and
spits at the old man: "What 'er you starin' at you old fart, didn't you
ever do anything wild when you were young?!"
Without missing a beat the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was in the
Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you was
my son."