Chee Bai

A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio segment at a
shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to
kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid
to come on stage was a girl. "What's your name girl & how old are
you?"
"My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old."
"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?"
"Bull."
"Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for you. Ladies
& gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the
kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid
to come on stage. The audience were very impressed with this kid as he was very
clever & articulate from the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked,
announced, "My name is Johnny. I am 7 years old and I like English, Math
& Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps & stickers."
The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence & had
started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were
beaming with pride at how smart their son was.
"OK, Johnny, you should know the answer to this question very well.
Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the
microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee Bai!"