On a crowded public SBS bus, an Ah Lian got aboard and refused to budge from the her position near the front door. Her only response to the demands from the bus driver was, "Wah ai go Or-Chard Load!"
Nothing the bus driver did could make her move to the rear of the bus.
Finally, a passenger whispered something into the Ah Lian's ear, whereupon she immediately made her way to the back. Surprised, the bus driver asked the passenger how he managed to do it.
The passenger smiled and said, "I told her that the front of the bus goes to Jurong while the rear will take her to Orchard Road."
Nothing the bus driver did could make her move to the rear of the bus.
Finally, a passenger whispered something into the Ah Lian's ear, whereupon she immediately made her way to the back. Surprised, the bus driver asked the passenger how he managed to do it.
The passenger smiled and said, "I told her that the front of the bus goes to Jurong while the rear will take her to Orchard Road."
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