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• The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette.
  Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating, with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about [bleep]ing time....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion?
• Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
  Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...
• Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish. Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
  [on TV, a commercial for a really violent video game plays] [a Liu Kang-like character fights against a tank, and dies] Kid...
• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....