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• Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
  You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....
• Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
  Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
• Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
  Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
  No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....
• Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value -- Marge
  Erm -- Brad: -- and yet, they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son....
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.
  By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script....