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• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
  unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....
• Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
  Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
• Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
  [Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight.
  You are all going to start _living_, really _living_....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....